Dear MSU, I’m so ready for the game tonight! Again, let’s not make this a close one. I should be used to this by now, but I never will be!
Dear Groupon, Your “Banana Bunker” post on Facebook yesterday? Stop it. I was dying.
Dear L, I am so glad you are feeling better!!! And I think you are even happier about it than I am!
Dear Giant Giraffe at Home Goods, I can’t believe no one has bought you yet. It’s been weeks and weeks. And yet you remain. If you go on Yellow Tag Clearance I might just have to rescue you. No idea how I would get you home since you are about 9 feet tall, but it’d fun to watch me try to cram you in my car!
Dear The Longest Train Track Set-Up Ever, I can’t help but wonder how long you are going to remain up in my hallway? I’ve tripped over you about a dozen times so far, yet the kids insist you remain up. I should probably just get used to you!
Dear WB,I would love to know how you not only found videos of people unboxing toys on YouTube Kids, but also why you are so interested in them? I just don’t get it.
Dear Coca-Cola, Do you really work as a hair treatment? I don’t know, but I am certainly going to find out.
Dear My Sock Drawer, Why were you such a mess? Oh I know why. Me. But I finally realized that my plan of saving all the socks till they could be reunited again didn’t work. The socks never reappear once they are lost. Ever. You look way better now!
Dear Frozen, Thank you for being the one movie that my kids can always agree on and will always sit nicely together and watch. I owe you one Elsa and Anna!
Dear West Virginia, Did you know there was a game last night? I bet you’d like a do-over on that!