Dear Play! by Sephora, I hear that some people are getting off the waitlist and getting invites! Ahhhh! I hope it’s my turn soon!
Dear B’s Work, Thank you for the amazing event yesterday!
Dear MTV, Why did you have to pick Miley Cyrus to host the VMA’s? The commercials are bad enough and they are only 30 seconds long.
Dear Jenelle, No, Nathan hasn’t changed. Nope.
Dear That Giant Spider, I don’t know where you came from, but I was NOT happy to find your giant self in my basement. I hope your friends realize what happened to you since you never returned and move out. Stat.
Dear My SIL, I hope today is baby day!!!!!!
Dear Big Brother, I didn’t even know you were still on. I seriously thought the winner had been picked weeks ago.
Dear B, I can’t believe you don’t think getting a white couch is a good idea? What could possibly go wrong with a white couch plus our two kids? #maybeyouwereright
Dear Jimmy Fallon, I never believed the rumors before, but all your crazy recent accidents have me wondering! I hope they aren’t true and that you really are just a total klutz.