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Friday’s Letters 7


Dear L, Today is the day we find out who your teacher is! I cannot wait and I know you can’t either!

Dear Play! by Sephora, I hear that some people are getting off the waitlist and getting invites! Ahhhh! I hope it’s my turn soon!

Dear B’s Work, Thank you for the amazing event yesterday!

Dear MTV, Why did you have to pick Miley Cyrus to host the VMA’s? The commercials are bad enough and they are only 30 seconds long.

Dear Jenelle, No, Nathan hasn’t changed. Nope.

Dear That Giant Spider, I don’t know where you came from, but I was NOT happy to find your giant self in my basement.   I hope your friends realize what happened to you since you never returned and move out.  Stat.

Dear My SIL, I hope today is baby day!!!!!!

Dear Big Brother, I didn’t even know you were still on.  I seriously thought the winner had been picked weeks ago.

Dear B, I can’t believe you don’t think getting a white couch is a good idea?  What could possibly go wrong with a white couch plus our two kids? #maybeyouwereright

Dear Jimmy Fallon, I never believed the rumors before, but all your crazy recent accidents have me wondering!  I hope they aren’t true and that you really are just a total klutz.

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Dear Root Beer Beer, Well aren’t you a fun new trend? I tried a new one last night and it may have even been better than Not Your Father’s!

Dear Teen Mom, You were a mess last night. And Jenelle, I hear you got arrested again yesterday. JENELLE. You must have your attorney on speed dial.

Dear L, When you talk to me about Minecraft, I feel like you are speaking a foreign language. I thought I didn’t understand when you first started telling me, but now that you know so much more about it, I am even more confused.

Dear WB, How did you like having your own little private swimming lesson yesterday? I like when the other kids don’t show up. And I think you do too. You rocked it!

Dear Kathie Lee and Hoda, I just love your show. I feel like we’re friends and I like it. I want to come to the Plaza to see you. #fangirl

Dear Me, What a great idea to have L and WB starting school at basically the same time.  Good luck trying to be in two places at one.

Dear Playboy, You called Detroit the unsexiest city?  Really?  Come on now.

Dear The First Female Army Rangers, You are amazing.  Obviously.

Dear Iced Coffee,  Why didn’t I like you before?  You are pretty much my new best friend now.

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Friday’s Letters… 8

Dear Ford Credit, PLEASE do not look too closely at that red Escape I just turned it. I may have once backed into a closing garage door, but I would prefer if you didn’t notice that.

Dear WB, What happened to you yesterday? You were actually swimming in swim class! OMG! I was so proud. Keep up the good work!

Dear Kerri from Dating Naked, OMG I cannot believe you got rid of Mason. NO! He was the best! Maybe he’ll end up being the next Bachelor? #teammason

Dear MEPS Survey Lady, Not that I don’t think you are totally cool and fabulous, because I do, but I really hope this doesn’t take too long today.

Dear PTO Calendar, Well, you are looking mighty full this year aren’t you? I might as well get all these dates marked down now!

Dear Sesame Street, I can’t believe you are moving to HBO. The end of an era ;(.

Dear The Detroit Lions, Undefeated! You are off to a good start, but I suspect it won’t last.

Dear Kathie Lee, I can’t wait to see you back on the Today Show next week!  Since I watch your show every day I feel like I know you (yes, I know I sound crazy) and I was so sad when Frank passed away ;(.

Dear Baxter and Buddy, You two have been troublemakers lately! I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I hope it’s over soon!

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Dear Last Night’s Debate, You were quite entertaining. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing though.

Dear Target, Thank you for having the new EOS Blackberry Nectar lip balm last night. It’s good stuff!

Dear Kids Selling Stuff Door to Door, Whatever you’ve got, I’ll buy it. Raffle tickets, popcorn, coupon books, discount cards, you name it, I’m your lady. It hard to go door-to-door selling stuff so I always say yes!

Dear L, I love your new bike! I think you made a good selection and hopefully it lasts you quite a while.

Dear WB, I am sorry, no, you will not be eating lunch at school this fall. 3 year-old preschool does not include lunch. I hope this doesn’t make you want to quit school.

Dear Kailyn, The constant fighting with Javi must drive your friends absolutely nuts. It would drive me crazy.

Dear Balloon Bonanza, I finally found you (again)! You were hiding out at Toys R Us! I forgot that B wasn’t here to see your magic last time we used you so this weekend, it’s water balloon fight time.

Dear School Supply List, You are so long. I better get on this soon before the pickings get slim!

Dear The Bigger Kids in the Neighborhood, Thanks for always (well, most always) including WB. He thinks you are all the coolest and so do I!

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Dear Tonight’s Blue Moon, I hope you are as cool as everyone is saying you will be! I can’t wait to look!

Dear L, I hope you are loving every second of being up-north! I miss you!

Dear IKEA, I have assembled quite a bit of your furniture over the years, but that HELMER drawer unit was the absolute worst.  I have to admit though, it’s really cute now that it’s done.

Dear AT&T, Thank you for that random settlement check I got in the mail yesterday.  What a nice little surprise.

Dear WB’s Swim Teacher, You rock. Thank you being so patient with him!  He’s not much of a swimming, but he’s having a complete ball!

Dear The Ice-Cream Man, Yay! You came by at the perfect time last night and made my 3 year-old’s day.

Dear College Football Season, It’s almost time!  I am so ready!

Dear Not Your Father’s Root Beer, The search is over.  I think I have located enough to keep my cousin happy until it’s available up-north or until it’s much easier to find here.

Dear WB, No, I am sorry, you cannot go to Chuck E Cheese every.single.day.  I know, I am so mean for not taking you every.single.day.  I think once every two to three weeks is pretty darn good though!

Dear Odd Mom Out, I think I’m hooked on you!  I now need to get caught up on the episodes I missed!

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Friday’s Letters… 10

Dear (Teen Mom) Leah, Oh Leah, I thought my car was messy. No, it’s not. At least not compared to your car. I am worried for you girl.

Dear The Best Gas Station Ever, Not only do you have a post office inside, you also had the super hard to find Not Your Father’s Root Beer. Amazing. Thank you for making my life easier. My cousin is thrilled I found it!

Dear WB, Your love for vacuuming is awesome. I need to look and see if anyone makes an actual working kids vacuum. Because that would be fun for you and for me.

Dear Baxter and Buddy, Where on earth did you two find tacos shells to eat outside last night? Did someone leave their empty taco on the sidewalk? So odd. But seriously, don’t eat that.

Dear B, While I miss you (I really do), I do love parking in the middle of the garage. Love it.

Dear Polar Bears, From the looks of what we bought at the zoo yesterday, you eat the same kind of ice cream as astronauts. Who knew?

Dear Minecraft Jen & Pat, L loves you guys and your Minecraft YouTube videos, but I do.not.get.it.  I feel like I hear you two talking in my sleep.  So much Minecraft.

Dear Ice-Cream Man, Where have you been all summer?  My kids NEED Sponge Bob popsicles.  I hear about it all the time.  Somehow the ones you can buy at 7-11 just aren’t the same.  We miss you!

Dear Michigan, I don’t know what we did to deserve all the gorgeous weather we have been getting this week, but I suspect we’ll be paying for it soon!

Dear The Bright Blue / Pink / Purple Hair Trend, I think I love you.

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Dear Yesterday’s Headache, Oh man, you were brutal. I thought I was done with you. I guess I thought wrong.

Dear Teen Mom Chelsea, You are making me want to dye my hair red.

Dear L, You are the best big brother.  Yeah, you like to pick on WB, but I get it, he’s your little brother and that’s your job.  But when it counts you are there for him and he worships you! #thebest

Dear Hautelook, I am not too excited about today’s Beauty Bag and may even end up skipping it. That’s probably for the best though.

Dear B, I don’t know why you did all the laundry yesterday but I totally appreciate it! Actually I think I you may have just been trying to get out of watching Teen Mom with me (which makes no sense because it’s such a good show), but I’m okay with it ;).

Dear Jimmy Fallon, I still don’t really understand how you injured your finger, but I know I never want it to happen to me because it sounds awful.

Dear The Lachey Brothers, I am so excited you are back on a reality show! And I want to road trip to your bar!

Dear Starbucks, Thanks for the free samples this week!  You were on a roll at the drive-through window passing those crackers and hummus out!

Dear WB, I get it. You want to go to Chuck E Cheese again. And to the beach.  In the Caribbean. Listen, I want to go to the beach too when I see those commercials.  I think we can swing Chuck E Cheese again soon.  But you are going to have to settle for a closer beach with not as clear water.  And without Elmo and Thomas and Bob the Builder running around on it.  Sorry.

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Dear Teen Mom 2, What a treat it was to find you on my tv last night! Chelsea, that new boyfriend of yours is fantastic. Total eye candy. And Jenelle, you and Nathan, you seemed somewhat calm this episode, but that won’t last. No way.

Dear Build-A-Bear, We didn’t make it to build minions yesterday, but it’s happening today. Please still have some in stock!

Dear WB, I am glad you are having a ball at swimming. I am not totally sure if you “get” you should be swimming instead of just laughing and smiling and giggling, but you are certainly have a good time and that’s all that matters.

Dear Tiny House Hunters, If you NEED a king-sized bed and “tons of cabinet space”, maybe, just maybe, a tiny house isn’t for you?

Dear Michigan, Can we get a summertime? I feel like summertime might be over already! Say it isn’t so!

Dear Nordstrom, I want early access to the Anniversary Sale, but I do not want a Nordstrom card. I guess I will need to settle for putting everything in and out of my cart a half dozen times until I can finally check out next week.

Dear Lego Camp, You are awesome! L is having so much fun and I love the creativity he’s bring home with him. So awesome!

Dear Buddy, Just because you can fit through the fence and get into the neighbors yards doesn’t mean you need to do that.

Dear B, It’s been fun having you home at night these last few weeks! It’s not going to last since you are traveling again soon, but we’ll take what we can get.

Dear Amazon, What do you have up your sleeve for Prime Day?  I don’t even want to get anything, but I want to know what’s going to be on sale!
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Dear Up-North, It’s good to see you!

Dear Bath & Body Works, Stop having sales! For real. I want to resist your insanely cheap 3-wick candles, but I just don’t know if I can.

Dear Fresh Air, You exhaust me. No joke without five minutes of arriving up-north I start yawning and want to take a nap. How does anyone get anything done up here?

Dear Fish, Please let us catch you today. We will throw you back in – I promise. All you have to do is snag that worm, hop on the hook and let L reel you in.

Dear Swim Class(es), Thanks for being so fabulous and making my boys love you so much!

Dear B, It’s been so fun having you home this past week! I think I may have forgotten how much easier things are when you are around.

Dear WB, I am blown away by how good you were on that long car rise yesterday.  I will likely pay for it on the way home, but you made the way up a breeze.

Dear LEGO, Please tell me that whatever you are going to make the legos out of in the future will still snap into the old plastic legos?  Please? Because I think I may cry if they all don’t work together.

Dear Chuck E. Cheese, You’d think my kids would be over you since we JUST visited you like two days ago.  But no, your commercials are on non-stop and I still here “I WANNA GO THERE” each time we see you.  No matter that we were just there.  They want to visit AGAIN.

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Dear This Week, You FLEW by! Seriously, I have no idea how, but you are already over! Wow.

Dear My Inbox, Will you ever be cleaned out? Do I really think I am going to answer those e-mails in there from two years ago? No. But for whatever reason, I cannot move them to a different folder. I cannot.

Dear WB, I don’t know why you have taken to calling me “Jenny”, but it does make me laugh.

Dear L, The party is over. Your cousins are leaving today. Luckily we will see them next weekend, but it’s back to real life around here.

Dear XFINITY, Did you seriously send me a letter telling me that, basically my cable is too cheap and you were going to have to tack on some charges to let me keep my “cheap” plan.  Hey listen, if you add on charges it’s not that cheap anymore.  I am tempted to call and discuss this with you, but I know the conversation will led to nothing other than a rise in my blood pressure.

Dear Weeknight Fireworks Lovers, You must not have dogs.  Because if you did and your dogs lost their minds every time someone lit off a firework at 12am on a Tuesday night, maybe you couldn’t do it?  I don’t think Baxter and Buddy have gotten a good night’s sleep in weeks.

Dear Keep Collective, I am pretty much obsessed with the latest time piece you are releasing today.  But how many watches does one girl (who used to hate watches BTW) need?

Dear Mom2Mom Sale, I guess I should get started on planning you. I’m such a sucker.

Dear Laundry, How do you accumulate so rapidly?  Probably because I only do laundry once a week, but still.  So.much.laundry.  And I will never get over what happens to all our socks.  Are the sock companies in on this?

Dear Up-North, We’ll see you next weekend!!!

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