Dear (Teen Mom) Leah, Oh Leah, I thought my car was messy. No, it’s not. At least not compared to your car. I am worried for you girl.
Dear The Best Gas Station Ever, Not only do you have a post office inside, you also had the super hard to find Not Your Father’s Root Beer. Amazing. Thank you for making my life easier. My cousin is thrilled I found it!
Dear WB, Your love for vacuuming is awesome. I need to look and see if anyone makes an actual working kids vacuum. Because that would be fun for you and for me.
Dear Baxter and Buddy, Where on earth did you two find tacos shells to eat outside last night? Did someone leave their empty taco on the sidewalk? So odd. But seriously, don’t eat that.
Dear B, While I miss you (I really do), I do love parking in the middle of the garage. Love it.
Dear Polar Bears, From the looks of what we bought at the zoo yesterday, you eat the same kind of ice cream as astronauts. Who knew?
Dear Minecraft Jen & Pat, L loves you guys and your Minecraft YouTube videos, but I do.not.get.it. I feel like I hear you two talking in my sleep. So much Minecraft.
Dear Ice-Cream Man, Where have you been all summer? My kids NEED Sponge Bob popsicles. I hear about it all the time. Somehow the ones you can buy at 7-11 just aren’t the same. We miss you!
Dear Michigan, I don’t know what we did to deserve all the gorgeous weather we have been getting this week, but I suspect we’ll be paying for it soon!
Dear The Bright Blue / Pink / Purple Hair Trend, I think I love you.