Friday’s Letters

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Dear Marshalls, Ugh. Why didn’t you have those rolls of washi tape everyone has been posting about on FB? Now I am going to have to go to another Marshalls because I like totally need that tape. For, umm, something.

Dear MSU, Why couldn’t your game be on CBS tonight? I mean seriously. You know, some people don’t have cable.

Dear Dad, Thanks for washing my car last time it was at your house.  If I leave it there longer, do you think someone would vacuum it?

Dear Charles Barkley, You Sir are hysterical.  You had me cracking up with your commentary between the games last night.  So awesome.

Dear B, I like your new plan about getting a car to restore way better than your old plan. I don’t care what you said, but two old cars, my car and all our crap would not have fit in the garage.  Pretty sure you know this is true.

Dear Las Vegas, As if I am not already dying to visit you soon, now you announce that the New Kids on the Block are going to be there?   Come on.  That’s not fair.  #teamjoey

Dear Solicitors, Why are you always in my neighborhood?  You want me to buy furniture off a semi truck, fresh meat on the spot, come in and shampoo the carpet, demonstrate your vacuum, buy magazines and convert me to your religion.  Why do I even answer the door anymore?

Dear People in Charge, Can you figure out what on earth happened on that flight already?  You say you know where it is, but you still have no idea why.  This plane was so off course.  Why??

Dear Candy Crush, I hate you. But I just can’t quit you.  How many levels do you have anyway?  Am I even close to being done?

Dear L, Thank you for always being one of the first kids out of school everyday.  I don’t know how your group does it, but it’s awesome and saves us from getting stuck in that crazy parking lot!

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Jennifer is the author and founder of Subscription Box Ramblings. She first discovered subscription boxes in 2012 and has been addicted since. Current favorites include CAUSEBOX, Boxycharm and Beachly!

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  1. Jenny

    Marshalls has Washi? How did I not know this I need to look and see what I’m missing 🙂
    We totally need a blog meet up in Vegas for NKOTB. I mean really how could we not?
    Not sure how your school does carpool but our kids have a number and the kindergarteners are lined up in their hallway near the front of the school so N is out super fast. When I have to get the older kids they come from the cafeteria and that seems to take forever. LOL Hmm reminds me I have to pick him up today and then he is out for 3 weeks. Wooohoo!!!

    1. Jennifer

      I will e-mail you the picture of all the sets. It’s amazing.

      How fun would that be??? OMG I would love that.

      Yay! What are your plans for when he is off??

      1. Jenny

        No real plans why he is off. I’m going on a girls cruise so he is going to camp grandmas for a week 🙂 And then its Easter. Hoping to get to the zoo if the weather holds out while we are all home and just letting him sleep in. He is so ready for a break. When he goes back he will go until the end of June straight before K is over. 🙁

  2. Genevieve

    Email it to me too please!

    1. Jennifer

      Done!

  3. Nicole

    I never answer the door and my kids dont get be quiet they feel the need to look out the window to make us look worse for not answering. My inlaws are Jehovah witnesses and I always tell them dont have your people come to my neighborhood we wont answer. Its a running joke because were Catholic. However the lady did get me the last time I was off work it was weird cause she knocked and said my name so next time I cant drop my real name because I totally thought it was someone I knew when I said who was it.

    1. Jennifer

      I am cracking up that you told your inlaws that! I just tell the people I do not have time to talk. I always use the kids as an excuse.

  4. Ashley C.

    New Kids?! Thats definitely a reason to hit up Vegas — #TeamDonny all day! {Can you email me — I have something you were trying to find that I picked up and thought I would send your way! 😉

    1. Jennifer

      Done! Thanks! And I deleted your e-mail address from this!

  5. Mrs. L

    You’re killing me Smalls…I’m barely able to get to Target to get toilet paper (and look for other things like Birthday Cake M&M’s and such) and now you’re pointing me towards Marshalls? Sigh. I need to take a week off of work just to follow you shopping.

    1. Jennifer

      I did not see those M&M’s at Target! And I looked. I need to go to like WalMart and look.

  6. Alexia561

    I can’t quit Candy Crush either, no matter how many times I try! I don’t think it ever ends, as they keep adding new levels. It’s online gaming crack and the developers are evil! 😮

    1. Jennifer

      Totally! It’s such a time suck.

  7. Bethany

    Hahaha oh the washi. I read that first one to my husband and he said, “Sounds like your soul mate.” 😉 You should totally go to Vegas!! We loved our recent trip there! And you could always get a “no soliciting” sign for your door.

    1. Jennifer

      Do people really pay attention to that?

      I love Las Vegas. We went in September, but I could go there like 10x/year and still have a great time.

  8. Shannon

    My CCS addiction has me at Level 361.

    I am very interested to hear how you like the Birthday Cake M&M’s. You know Target will absolutely have them.

    1. Jennifer

      Level 361! You are my hero! I cannot find them at my Target, however, I have the afternoon to myself and plan to do some errands (aka shopping), so I will be on the hunt!

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