Dear Caroline Manzo, I think you are a nasty nasty b*tch. The more you talk crap about other people, the worse you look. And stop calling yourself ”tiny”. Dear Penn State, You got what was coming to you. I do feel badly for the players on your team and the new recruits who are going to have to transfer schools now though. I also feel kind of badly for the students who will now have a sucky football team. Dear Blog Readers, Thank you so much for signing up for the Pop Sugar Must Have bag and Citrus Lane box. You guys are amazing and are helping to make sure that B doesn’t pull the plug on my monthly subscription boxes . Dear Blog Readers who signed up for the MustHave bag, I am sorry that it sucks ;(. Don’t forget you can e-mail email@example.com to get your money back. You gotta do it within 5 days of receiving your package though. Dear Olympics, I cannot believe you are finally starting! I am so so so excited. Dear Wedding Band, I am going to try to make more of an attempt to wear you, but I can’t promise it will happen every day. Maybe I will take you in to get cleaned. Every thing is better when it sparkles. Dear People Searching About the Cost of the Cosmopolitan Las Vegas Fitness Center Fee, Like I blogged about here, it’s $12. Although it cost me more than that since I had to buy a pair of shoes and new Lulu gear… Dear B, Often I am forced to check Delta.com to figure out your travel plans. Fine by me because they provide way more information than you do anyways. Dear L, You are the best. And finally Dear W, I hope one day you like people better than ceiling fans. And owl mobiles .