Dear Lady at Target, I heard you telling your kids it was to early for a frozen coke. Now maybe some people do think 9:30am is too early, but as you were saying this, you were filling their cups with fountain soda. Your logic is flawed on this one. And my kid enjoyed his frozen coke. Dear Facebook Friends, Let’s stop posting all of our political opinions on-line. It’s annoying and most of the time you don’t even know what you are talking about. Dear Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, I cannot wait for you to begin. I need to take an inventory and see what I need. And what I want. Is there a difference? I am not so sure. Dear Target, I’ve had fun the last few days. Please never get rid of 90% off sales. Please! Dear Insurance Guy, I cannot believe you told me to have my husband call you if he had any questions. Umm, hello, I am here discussing this with you. That should be sufficient. Dear W, Chances of you ever getting on a schedule are slim to none. You just aren’t into it. Whatever. Dear L, I have your 4 year old pictures scheduled for next week (just a tad late) and you better be on your best behavior. I am not above bribing you. I am willing to do whatever it takes to get good pictures. Dear B, We are looking forward to watching you in the Warrior Dash next weekend. And I know I said I’d run with you this year, but I lied. Next year . Dear Our Lawn, You arre so green and lush and are making all the neighbors jealous. I know that B is super proud. And I am too .